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Sumbitch

A filthy rich North Carolina man decided that he wanted

To throw a Party & invited all of his buddies & neighbors. 

He also invited Leroy, the only Black man in

The neighborhood.

 
He held the party around the pool in the backyard of his mansion. 

Leroy was having a good time drinking, dancing, eating Shrimp, 

Oysters, BBQ & flirting with all the women.

 
At the height of the party, the host said, 'I have a 10ft 

Man-eating gator In my pool & I'll give a million dollars

To anyone who has the nerve to jump in.'

 
The words were barely out of his mouth

When there was a loud splash & every-

One turned around & saw Leroy in the pool!

 
Leroy was fighting the gator & kicking its ass! Leroy was 

Jabbing the Gator in the eyes with his thumbs, 

Throwing punches, head butts & Choke holds, 

Biting the gator on the tail & flipping the gator 

Through the air like some kind of Judo Instructor.

 
The water was churning & splashing

Everywhere. Both Leroy & the gator

Were screaming & raising hell. 

 
Finally Leroy strangled the gator & let it float to the 

Top like a dime store goldfish. Leroy then slowly

Climbed out of the pool. 

 
Everybody was just staring

At him in disbelief.

 
Finally the host says, 

'Well, Leroy, I reckon I owe you a million dollars.'

 
'No, that's okay. I don't want it,' 

Said Leroy. 

 
The rich man said, 

'Man, I have to give you something. 

You won the bet.

How about half a million bucks then?'

 
No thanks. I don't want it,' 

Answered Leroy. 

 
The host said, 'Come on, I insist on

Giving you something. 

That was amazing. How about a new Porsche, 

A Rolex & some stock options?'

Again Leroy said no.

 
Confused, the rich man asked, 

'Well, Leroy, then what do you want?'

 
Leroy said, ' 

'I want the name of the

Sumbitch who pushed me in the pool!